ddelicatemp3:

how do we get them in the barbie movie

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mintyproof:

mintyproof:

i m a normal girl who has normal thoughts all yhe time

they should give me landmines

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felagund-fiollaigean:

filmnoirsbian:

Old gay love is everything to me

what about old gay hate

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laconophile-deactivated20220907:

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miyku:

whenever I read anything about cryptocurrency my brain automatically goes

Ahh yes….bubble money

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moonbcrry:

Warmer The Better

poly!marauders x fem!reader

summary: Your boyfriends can’t stand seeing you in pain.

warnings: fluff, period cramps, boys falling all over you, implied sub!reader, kissing

A/N: not me writing myself a comfort fic for my period :’)

You whined, pressing your hands to your lower belly. Remus, bringing his hands onto yours’, wrapped you tight. “Better, bun?”

You nodded, relaxing as his hands started to massage your tummy. Magic was leaking from his fingertips, softening the sharp pain under your midriff. He felt your tenseness loosening as he massaged, your face relaxing slowly. He planted a cushion-like kiss on your cheek, hugging you tighter to make sure his body is warming you enough.

The door cracked open, James and Sirius pumping inside, hands filled with bits and pieces. “Emergency team is ready for your service ma’am!”

Keep reading

tchaikovskaya:

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

noraguthrie-deactivated20211117:

I don’t think helping blind people is what prevents the dismantling of nuclear weapons

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relelvance:

ovur:

relelvance:

ovur:

Shut up bitch

Please done use that word, it’s misogynistic

Sorry……. cunt

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ralfmaximus:

hecatespoison:

severalowls:

bigwordsandsharpedges:

mysteryseeker:

severalowls:

maestropear:

evilkillerpoptarts:

severalowls:

I’m absolutely not against robits in the home, I think the possibilities are really cool but like… Alright actually, here’s a side by side comparison: 

Alexa can play Skyrim tho

Damn you’re right.

I’m on mobile can somebody add that as a point for Roomba.

here you go

Roomba creates maps of the inside of your house

You’re like the 400th person to add this so:

This is the outline of my bedroom, with approximate furniture. Information I might not want handed out to the government or corporations or whatever. Not even including dubious terrain like rugs and clutter:

Here’s what a roomba, at floor level, with clutter and obstructions and stuff-under-stuff might be able to ‘map’ as navigable area:

This is completely useless to anybody except people developing robot vaccuums who might want diagnostic data. This isn’t even close to the level of Alexa’s microphone bollocks. Hit Alexa with a hammer, Roomba is… Safe, for now.

I saw the red and blue and my first response was “Roomba is using this sensitive information for GERRYMANDERING purposes”

SWAT team, bursting into your room, having been briefed with detailed Roomba-collected maps: *avoids difficult rug*

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